Winterball Dramazz

Kunwoo Kim
December 17, 2009
Filed under Lighter Side, Top Stories

1. You are turned down because he is going on a “mysterious”

family trip to Uzbekistan.

2. Your creepy ex asks your BFF.  Your BFF says yes to your

creepy ex.  In response, you initiate Operation Blitzkrieg Shun My

BFF.  BUT, you later find out that you have never told your BFF

anything about your yearlong relationship with your creepy ex.

Now your BFF is questioning your friendship.

3. You are desperate to the MAXIMUM LEVEL, and you have no

choice but to ask a Key Clubber.  However, he responds, “As a

Proud Son of Key Club International, I am too busy protecting the

Key Club’s way of life and combating all forces that opposes our

Reich and our Supreme Premier.”

4. You finally ask your two-year crush, but he responds by saying,

“Oh…Umm…What’s your name?”

5. You say yes to question number 4 girl.

6. You realize that except for teachers and your mother you have

never ever talked to people of the opposite sex.

7. Your BFF of the same sex suggests going together, and you

accept, thinking it’s as friends, only to find out later that your BFF

was pretty serious about the “date”.

8. You eat a magic pill advertised on Facebook and you lose

twenty pounds the day before Winterball

9. In desperation you ask your cousin, and she rejects you.

10. Ten people with ten different creative stories reject you.

Then, you realize that these people are better fiction novelists

than Stephenie Meyer.