Gifts for the family

Bianca Bystrom
December 17, 2009
Filed under Lighter Side

Dads

1)    Ties. The best kind of tie to get is either one with his favorite sports team or one that says, “YOU’RE THE #1 DAD!”  It’s a classy way for him to show others that he is a dedicated fan and a true family man.

2)    Crocs. When purchasing Crocs you must always get socks to match. Socks are necessary both for comfort and style. They show others that your dad is ready for business because his feet are nice and dry, unlike other dads whose feet are squishing around in their own sweat. To show that you REALLY care, get him colorful toe socks. He will love them.

Moms

1)    Snuggies. Don’t you want your mom to watch your soccer games in comfort? You will feel embarrassed when all the other mothers are in their chic Snuggies and your mother is lacking one. To make her even happier you should get her a Weezer Snuggie. Others will know that your mother is a “cool mom.”

2)    College Fund Piggy Banks. You want her to know you are always thinking about the future. She will be happy that you want to go to college, so maybe she will forget about the price…

Little Brothers and Sisters

1)    SAT Prep Books. Your siblings may be 5 years old but it’s never too early to start studying. They may not be happy the moment they receive their own fat blue book but they will thank you later when they get perfect scores.

Dog

1)    DOG SNUGGIES. Although they have fur, Hawaii is SO cold during the winter months that your dog will freeze without a Snuggie. Huskies? They need it. Shar peis? They need it. Pomeranians? They need it.

PUGS? Let them freeze.

Cats

1)    HOMEMADE KITTY MITTENS. This is the ppuurrrr-fect gift to show your love for your lovely kitty. They won’t get their nails caught in anything in anymore. That is true love.