(‘Iolani) texts from last night
Bianca Bystrom and Akari Hatanaka
December 16, 2009
Filed under Lighter Side
THE TEXT MESSAGES:
11012:12:55 AM: So what did Lincoln get involved in in 1958? It’s part of Document G.
11013: 12:57 AM What? Oh yeah we have a DBQ sorry man forgot it at school.
11014: 1:05 AM: You are the epitome of the APUSH student.
11015: 9:00 PM: Just now in the shower I came to 2 DEFINITE realizations- 1. I REALLY want to go to winterball. 2. I REALLY need to put the Single Ladies music video on my iPod.
11025: 6:32 AM: So I realized I have no life because I stayed up until 11:54 last night refreshing the page on the College Board site to get my score when I could have slept at 11:30 for once.
11026: 6:37 PM: I just found a keables error on the menu that I am reading. Thank you Dr. Lagory.
11027: 5:50 PM: Brah everytime I see a baby I think about the bio birthing vid we had to see and I cry inside.
11028: 10:34 AM: I am pretty sure a kid just tried to cover his fart by screaming the quadratic formula really loud during math.
11029: 8:49 AM: HAHA MY TEACHER DIDN’T MARK A KEABLES ERROR!


