Weather or not, happy we live Hawaii!
Cordelia Xie
February 26, 2010
Cartoonist Cordie Xie ponders how the recent snowstorms in Washington, D.C., translate for locals in Hawaii.
How much does my boyfriend love me?
Cordelia Xie
February 6, 2010
Cartoonist Cordie Xie contemplates Valentine’s Day.
Love for Jersey Shore
Bridget Tobin
February 2, 2010
Top 10 most important life lessons I have learned from watching MTV’s “Jersey Shore”: 1. NEVER fall in love at the shore 2. Bump-its, spray tans, and raccoon-esque eye makeup are acceptable somewhere 3. It’s ok to refer to your abs as “The Situation” 4. It’s also ok to refer to yourself... Read more »
Winterball Dramazz
Kunwoo Kim
December 17, 2009
1. You are turned down because he is going on a “mysterious” family trip to Uzbekistan. 2. Your creepy ex asks your BFF. Your BFF says yes to your creepy ex. In response, you initiate Operation Blitzkrieg Shun My BFF. BUT, you later find out that you have never told your BFF anything about... Read more »
Gifts for the family
Bianca Bystrom
December 17, 2009
Dads 1) Ties. The best kind of tie to get is either one with his favorite sports team or one that says, “YOU’RE THE #1 DAD!” It’s a classy way for him to show others that he is a dedicated fan and a true family man. 2) Crocs. When purchasing Crocs you must always get socks to match.... Read more »
(‘Iolani) texts from last night
Bianca Bystrom and Akari Hatanaka
December 16, 2009
THE TEXT MESSAGES: 11012:12:55 AM: So what did Lincoln get involved in in 1958? It’s part of Document G. 11013: 12:57 AM What? Oh yeah we have a DBQ sorry man forgot it at school. 11014: 1:05 AM: You are the epitome of the APUSH student. 11015: 9:00 PM: Just now in the shower I came to 2 DEFINITE realizations-... Read more »
College application essays sure to get you noticed
Tyler Cundiff
October 15, 2009
Hello ‘Iolani! Welcome to the 2009-10 school year! don’t worry, I’m not going to sit here and write some panegyric on how happy we all are to be back in school because we all know that’s total flapdoodle. Already our hallowed halls of learning are ringing with screams of... Read more »
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